Score: 10

"Jumping still sucks..."

submission: Jak 3: Gold Edition

date: September 7, 2005

The game itself was great. The graphics where nice, the variety in game play was wonderful, the addition of multiple guns, multiple attacks, double jumps, dark attacks, light attacks, etc... was probably some of the best flash game design I've seen in...well...ever.

However, I got really annoyed at the construction site. Not because it was hard, but because all of the Platforms and poles where located at the bottom of the screen. When I jumped, the screen moved to stay focused on my character thus making it impossible for me to see where I'm suppose to land. I didn't enjoy that. I was mising the easiest jumps based simply off the fact that I didn't know where to land.

Maybe you did it on purpose, I don't know, but personally I found this to be an annoying game flaw that made me quit playing what was a wonderful game. However, that alone is not enough to ruin it. Especially since you took the time to add in a save feature. I'm annoyed now, but knowing I can take a break and come back to it alter if I so please is a nice feature.

Keep it up!

Score: 5

"I can't get anything above or below a "D""

submission: Quiz: How Cool are you?

date: July 15, 2005

The results seemed to be off. I played around clicking certain types of answers trying to get diffrent scores but no matter what I did I always got "D".

How can somebody who like blue, listens to the Ying Yang Twins, drinks alchohol, and laughs at their friend when his dog dies be the exact same as someone who likes white, listens to Good Charlotte, drinks water, and consols their friend after a tragedy?

Other then that, it was really good. It would be even nicer if you had more quizes to take but for what it is, you did a good job. I was expecting terrible action script and still frames, but you suprised me with lots of animations and decent question-to-question fade effects.

Keep it up, just work on the results.

Score: 7

"abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz"

submission: World of Warcraft Addict

date: May 27, 2005

lol omfg WoW blah stuff gay wads play it lol roflmao plzbankthx WoW r0xx0rz!!1!... Did anybody actually review the movie, or did they all just leave comments on their personal feelings about World Of Warcraft?

The anmimation was good... real good. Sure, it's not the best animation on Newgrounds but it's far better then most of the shit that comes through on the portal and that's definitly worth something. My only complaint about it all was the lack of actual movement. With the exception of the openinig fight, the rest of the movie was just a fat guy sitting in a chair or food items tweening across the screen. Minde you, it got your point across but it wasn't very exciting to watch.

The Style left a lot to be desired though. Narroated stories can be good if you put a lot of time and thought in to them. The story here was alright but it wasn't interesting enough for me to say "What happens next" and it wasn't funny enough for me to say "I have to see part two". For the most part, it was just boring. The idea behind somebody becomming that addicted to a game is humorus, but not so much to make me laugh out loud or watch this film again. Next time, try adding more jokes.

The voice you used was ok... but it was too slow and almost put me to sleep. I didn't really have trouble understanding it, but I did have trouble trying to stay focused on what he was about to say next. Something about slow, deep, monatone voices just wants to make me take a power nap. Maybe if you speed up the Narroriator and take away the monotone aspect in his voice the style will improve as the movie will move faster thus removeing some of the "boringness" from it.

No violence besides the opening fight but I don't think that really counts does it?

Overall, I'll give you a 7. The idea was fairly original, the graphics where nice, and I can tell you put a lot of time into making this. It's not something I'm going to tell my friends about, but it's definitly not the worst thing I've ever seen. You deserve a higher score for this.

Score: 10

"Fuck yeah"

submission: MurderNoMotive- Die Like A Man

date: April 27, 2005

Kick ass shit man. It's nice to see some real fucking metal around here instead of that bullshit "screamo" crap everybody tries to play these days.

It's just a shame that the AP is known for faggots voteing zero on everything that isn't theirs in order to get their songs to the top of the list because this should be #1 easily. Keep it real guys, you fucking rule.

Score: 1

"Ugh"

submission: Juggalos Here

date: January 29, 2004

Wow... I don't want to sound mean, but this was God Awful.

The chours was too loud and the verse was too quiet, you need to find a happy medium between the two. I could barely make out the lyrics in the verse, but the lyrics in the chours where really lame. You kind of made the Juggalos sound like a support group instead of a clan of killer undead clowns from the dark carnival.

You had a poor choice in samples. The chours sounds would be better fit for a guitar instead of a keyboard and your hi-hat was far to fast.

Keep at it though, I bet if you played around with this beat for a while you could make it sound a lot better.

Score: 3

"umm"

submission: gotcha now

date: December 29, 2003

Did you ever think about getting any new samples to use in your beats? Because the free ones that come with fruity loops are complete shit. They sound like they came from an 8 bit Nintendo system. And thus, so does your beat.