Score: 10

"Jumping still sucks..."

submission: Jak 3: Gold Edition

date: September 7, 2005

The game itself was great. The graphics where nice, the variety in game play was wonderful, the addition of multiple guns, multiple attacks, double jumps, dark attacks, light attacks, etc... was probably some of the best flash game design I've seen in...well...ever.

However, I got really annoyed at the construction site. Not because it was hard, but because all of the Platforms and poles where located at the bottom of the screen. When I jumped, the screen moved to stay focused on my character thus making it impossible for me to see where I'm suppose to land. I didn't enjoy that. I was mising the easiest jumps based simply off the fact that I didn't know where to land.

Maybe you did it on purpose, I don't know, but personally I found this to be an annoying game flaw that made me quit playing what was a wonderful game. However, that alone is not enough to ruin it. Especially since you took the time to add in a save feature. I'm annoyed now, but knowing I can take a break and come back to it alter if I so please is a nice feature.

Keep it up!

Score: 5

"I can't get anything above or below a "D""

submission: Quiz: How Cool are you?

date: July 15, 2005

The results seemed to be off. I played around clicking certain types of answers trying to get diffrent scores but no matter what I did I always got "D".

How can somebody who like blue, listens to the Ying Yang Twins, drinks alchohol, and laughs at their friend when his dog dies be the exact same as someone who likes white, listens to Good Charlotte, drinks water, and consols their friend after a tragedy?

Other then that, it was really good. It would be even nicer if you had more quizes to take but for what it is, you did a good job. I was expecting terrible action script and still frames, but you suprised me with lots of animations and decent question-to-question fade effects.

Keep it up, just work on the results.

Score: 7

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submission: World of Warcraft Addict

date: May 27, 2005

lol omfg WoW blah stuff gay wads play it lol roflmao plzbankthx WoW r0xx0rz!!1!... Did anybody actually review the movie, or did they all just leave comments on their personal feelings about World Of Warcraft?

The anmimation was good... real good. Sure, it's not the best animation on Newgrounds but it's far better then most of the shit that comes through on the portal and that's definitly worth something. My only complaint about it all was the lack of actual movement. With the exception of the openinig fight, the rest of the movie was just a fat guy sitting in a chair or food items tweening across the screen. Minde you, it got your point across but it wasn't very exciting to watch.

The Style left a lot to be desired though. Narroated stories can be good if you put a lot of time and thought in to them. The story here was alright but it wasn't interesting enough for me to say "What happens next" and it wasn't funny enough for me to say "I have to see part two". For the most part, it was just boring. The idea behind somebody becomming that addicted to a game is humorus, but not so much to make me laugh out loud or watch this film again. Next time, try adding more jokes.

The voice you used was ok... but it was too slow and almost put me to sleep. I didn't really have trouble understanding it, but I did have trouble trying to stay focused on what he was about to say next. Something about slow, deep, monatone voices just wants to make me take a power nap. Maybe if you speed up the Narroriator and take away the monotone aspect in his voice the style will improve as the movie will move faster thus removeing some of the "boringness" from it.

No violence besides the opening fight but I don't think that really counts does it?

Overall, I'll give you a 7. The idea was fairly original, the graphics where nice, and I can tell you put a lot of time into making this. It's not something I'm going to tell my friends about, but it's definitly not the worst thing I've ever seen. You deserve a higher score for this.

Score: 8

"Good Game"

submission: Miniclip Rally

date: April 22, 2005

The game was great. The graphics where simple, but used very well for this type of game. It reminded me of my days of Super Sprint. And the control was excellent. Not once did I feel any log or delay in the games play.

Being able to race to yourself based off your best time was a nice touch. If the game lacks other AI based racers and online play, this is the next best thing. It gives you a goal to work for. Plus, it adds a challange due to the evolving of the shadow racer. The better you get, the better your best times are, thus the challange to beat yourself never really dissapates over time.

The game does lack a plot but that's ok. I don't see anything wrong with games that are just pointlessly fun.

However, I did find one bug. I used the little round orange car, in the level with the tunnel. I crashed into the wall at the very second it changed screens (comming out of the tunnel) and my car was stuck behind the tunnel and unable to move. I figured that was just a freak inccodent so I clicked the button at the top that took me to the main menu. I then chose a diffrent car (the blue rocked thing) and went to the same race track. I did one lap and then the "final lap" message appeared on the screen. No matter how many times I raced that track from that point on, I was only allowed to do 2 laps instead of 3. Not a big deal, but I figured it was worth pointing out.

Score: 4

"Could be good."

submission: Sketch Adventure

date: February 3, 2004

It's way too slow. It would be a fun game but the challange comes from the fact that all of your attackers are 3 times as fast as the main character. Speed up the character a little and this would be a decent game. Until then, it's just pissing me off.

Score: 2

"Bad Game"

submission: Virtual Space Shooter

date: July 7, 2003

You should only play this game if you're retarded... or looking for a reason to kill yourself.

The enemies should explode and disapear nor just smoke and keep flying at you. It would be nice if they would shoot back too. It would also be a plus if more then 10 eneimes were in a level. And what happened at the end? A destroyed ship comes back and killed me... I don't get it.

Peace
-N473

Score: 2

"How is that a game?"

submission: DAnce game DEMO

date: July 3, 2003

The disco moves are nice, but the rock section is just stupid. All you do is headbang... just you can sometimes throw your arms up or ignite your head in flames. Make him do a circly pit or something, look into some hardcore for the rock section. Floor punching, the windmil... more then just headbang.

Score: 9

"Yeah"

submission: NES: Bases Loaded

date: July 3, 2003

That use to be my favorite game... that was fucking awsome.

Score: 3

"How old are you?"

submission: Sonic Budokai

date: July 2, 2003

This is good... if you're 10. Everybody is so happy after they lose, it's like a bad saturday morning cartoon gone Christian. "Good job... your fighting was supurb"... CRAP! Friendly people make me sick. And what was up with the whole Moon thing? "Trying to shoot me from space?" you must be stupid? It's also obvious that you watch far too much DBZ, but at least you didn't make Goku fight, and at least you didn't do another shitty DBZ flash... God I hate those more then I hate this.

Peace
-N473

Score: 5

"Not bad"

submission: Dynamic Super Hero

date: July 2, 2003

The window was too long on my screen and I couldn't see the "Next" button in the Moving Character Tutorial. It's pretty boring too.. but then again this is a tutorial.. what did I expect?

Peace
-N473